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Game Theory: Why Mario is Mental, Part 1
Move over, Walter White, there’s a new anti-hero in town, and his name is Mario Jumpman Mario [Game Theory Theme Plays] Hello, Internet Welcome to Game Theory! Where we put the “O!” in Super Mario. Huh, sorry, “Super” Mario? More like Super Villain! Because behind those plump cheeks, that bulbous nose and that 80’s pornstar […]
Game Theory: FNAF, We were WRONG about the Bite (Five Nights at Freddy’s)
Father. It’s me, Michael. I’ve found it. It was right where you said it would be. There is only one thing left for me to do now. I’m going to come find you. [Inception noise] NOPE! Nuh-uh! Not touching it! Nooooo siree bob! Nooooooo way. You can mechanically wheeze all you want, Michael Eggs Benedict […]
Game Theory: The Mario Timeline’s SHOCKING Reveal
Hello, Internet! Welcome to Game Theory. 90% overthinking Nintendo titles 10% all other companies 100% sick of Five Nights at Freddy’s. Well, at least until October. Nintendo, we need to talk. Year after year, you release new entries in your exclusive franchises, and, in an era where games are more and more cinematic, where the […]
Game Theory: FNAF 6, No More Secrets (FNAF 6, Freddy Fazbear’s Pizzeria Simulator)
Henry: “And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still, and give up your spirits. They don’t belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more, waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you […]
Game Theory: FNAF Sister Location DECODED!
It’s been half a year. So let’s do this. Let’s solve the secrets of FNaF Sister Location MONTHS… ..before the game comes out! [OMINOUS MUSIC] Hello Internet! Welcome to Game Theory, where today the goal is to solve the biggest gaming mystery of 2016 before it even exists! For once I’m gonna get the jump […]
Game Theory: The KILLER’S Promise | FNAF Sister Location
More often than not, when I talk to people about their favorite episodes of this series, It’s THESE! Young, old, it doesn’t matter, the FNAF series was their first introduction. So I always feel a lot of pressure on these videos to deliver in a BIG way! You know, looking back they’re some of my […]
Game Theory: Why FNAF Will Never End
There’s gotta be a code to open this… (SFX: Locks continue to clink) Bite of ’87. (Locks clink faster) New text? I-I must be close! Incident of ’83. One movie! Eleven animatronics! ELEVEN KIDS. One Phone Guy, one KILLER Hex code for purple, BACKWARDS (SFX: Futuristic door opening) (Creepy music box) Is that…? MARKIPLIER! (SFX: […]
Game Theory: FNAF 4 got it ALL WRONG!
Sorry, Scott Cawthon, I’m tired of waiting for you. This time you’ll have to keep up with me! …Oh… Nevermind. (intro music begins to play) (intro music continues playing) (Intro music ends) Hello, Internet! Welcome to Game Theory where instead of waiting for FNAF 4 to be released this time we’re getting out ahead of […]
Game Theory: Duck Season’s KILLER DOG… Unmasked! (Duck Season)
Let’s see here, Final Fiesta… Pizza Boy *Gasp* The Game Theorists! Nugget hasn’t watched this in a long time… CALL SOMEONE! HELP ME HELP ME! DON’T TURN OFF THE VIDEO! DON`T TURN OFF… Whoops! I forgot to rewind! (80’s Game Theory intro) (There we go, Regular Game Theory intro!) Hello Internet! Welcome to Game Theory! […]
Game Theory: FNAF Mysteries SOLVED pt. 1
*Static* *Garbled voice and Screams* *FNAF jump-scare noise* *Phone rings* MatPat: It’s time. *Intro. Song: SpellingPhailer – Science Blaster* MatPat: Hello, Internet! Welcome to Game Theory! Where Good things, or at least FNAF things, come to those who wait. And man! When it comes to this game series, no one was waiting for anything. I […]
Game Theory: FNAF 2, Gaming’s Scariest Story SOLVED!
*Phone rings* *Picks up* MatPat as Phone Guy: Uh.. Hello? Hello hello? Oh, hello, and welcome to the new and improved Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 video! Umm… I’m here to answer any questions the game may of left unanswered. The game’s developer, he’s uhh… He’s a pretty tricky guy. *Clears throat* Don’t worry though, […]